So I heard my roommate having sex with her new boyfriend tonight.
I was innocently working on an assignment on the living room when I heard the sex noises coming from her bedroom.
It first I hoped maybe it was a movie they were watching...
But it quickly became clear that wasn't the case...
So I blushed and turned up the volume...

It took me two hours to gain the courage but I finally confronted her about it. She claims they're always this noisy - it's just the first time I've heard it (as if that's supposed to make me feel better). I think I'm more embarassed than she is. UGH. SO GROSS.