True story. So I just got in from shopping with my Mariah and came home to a shock... Not only was my roommate awake (a shock at 3pm - normally she gets up around 5pm) but she was in the shower and indulging in her horrible off-key singing. Just when I thought her voice couldn't get any worse I heard a big crash - my shower rack and its contents come crashing down on her - and then she let out a whiney "OWWWWW". And then I proceeded to laugh my ass off.